screenshot of a goodreads review stating 'in order to disrupt the continuous revitalization of cybernetic capitalism, i will start answering facebook ad surveys and say that i have never heard of tostitos before'
screenshot of google side panel info for the movie 'strippers' with reviews directly speaking to jennifer lopez
screenshot of a goodreads review that says 'this book is about a man in ww2 he gets erections' in all caps
screenshot of a google panel of 'customer updates' with an image of a man staring down at his food with claw-like hands and awesome head attire saying 'extremely good food!!!! we stuffed ourselves like 2 fat'
screenshot of a mad google user who ends off the support thread question with '*sigh* i need to take a nap before i goes insane'
screenshot of a news comment thread with one person saying 'BUY A BAG OF FLOUR, A BAG OF RICE AND A BAG OF BEANS. CARROTS, CANNED TOMATOES, POTATOES. SNOBS FORGET HOW HEALTHY IT IS TO EAT LIKE A PEASANT. NO PROCESSED FOODS.' and the reply being 'why are you yelling?'
screenshot of a google review reading '7 months ago i took a lot of accidental live photos here, i would have preferred stagnant. i just wanted to capture one moment, i didn't need any of the moments leading up to that one moment. i'll smile for photos because i want to believe i'm happy in most moments of my life. live photos are showing me that sometimes i look miserable right before smiling. anyway, at least food doesn't change much with live photos. it looked and tasted great.'
screenshot of a youtube comment reading 'i really want to try grapes on pizza'
screenshot of a youtube comment reading 'I do not even know your name and I apologize yet as dancer and instructor you are VERY SPECIAL unique to those active or interested in linedancing.......... comparing you with other linedance teacher instructions I believe you had reached the HIGHEST position standing position of PROFESSOR EMERITUS of LINEDANCE long time ago and continue to help us by being ACTIVE. THANK YOU !!!!'
screenshot of google auto generated search results recap for adjectives starting with j that starts off normal and ends off with jammy.co.uk
screenshot of instagram user @yourpantsareweird's comment - Ayo i unno if it's cause the za straight schuhlaaaaapin my done rn but I deadass thought those were some gummy frogs on that bocco stick there